fuck me how could I be so stupid

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

teddywap:

my friend: i think you had too much to drink

me:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

you can feel it in your chest when youve met someone thats meant to be in your life forever

sansgod:

me @ myself: fucking stop bitch

karaehl:

karaehl:

40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly. 

shoutout to my stalker who thinks I’m in love with him cause I was doing my job :)

why am I feeling this way abt you all of a sudden :////

violent-choices:

You ever been so disappointed in someone that you forgive them and don’t say anything, but in your head you detach yourself from them completely